Corrupt a wish!

[Kops]

This game is simple, you grant the above user's wish but make it bad for him!

Example:

user1: I wish I had a bike
user2: Granted, but while riding it you get hit by a car.

I'll start.

I wish school would be removed from history.

[SimbasMate]

Granted, but then we don't do anything productive in our lives.

I wish I had a good grade in History. :3

[Kops]

Granted, but all your other grades were a big fat zero. ;D

I wish I could fly. XD

[SimbasMate]

Granted, but Commando crashes into you and you fall down and die.


I wish I was at home with my kitty.

[Kops]

Granted but you lose an important lesson.

I wish I could be a lion.

[SimbasMate]

Granted, but then someone puts you in a zoo.

I wish my cat would get better.

[Kops]

Granted, but you get sick too.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt wishes in this game! XD

[SimbasMate]

Granted, but now it's a pointless Commando topic. XD

I wish I had lunch now!

[Kops]

Granted, but it doesn't satisfy your hunger!

I wish I... emm... could think of something to wish?

[SimbasMate]

Granted, but you wish for Commando to pop up and go all Commando on you.

I wishh Commando would troll MLK, so there would be some excitement.

[Kops]

Granted, but Moka IP bans him for saying ghey! D8

I wish I didn't have English classes today.

[SimbasMate]

Granted, but then you have math classes.

I wish that looks could kill. ;D

[Kops]

Granted, but then you look at a mirror and kill yourself.

I wish my mum would let me stay more on the computer at weekdays.

[SimbasMate]

Granted, but your computer gets a virus, and you can't go on it at all!

I wish I had some fruit punch..

[Kops]

Granted, but Commando steals it. LOL

I wish I didn't have a headache.